Rock Star Programming: the Amazin' (even "brillant"!) Paula Bean
Hey, what d'ya know: somehow I had so far totally managed to miss this pe(a)rl of programming: Brillant (sic!) Paula Bean.
That is totally awesome. I wish all the best for the author of that magnificent snippet of code: may she enjoy her job at Oracle, as a senior software architect! (ok, I admit -- that's a totally wild guess, I have no idea where P might be nowadays, perhaps as likely as not in ranks of program management).